Kristine. A socially awkward, self proclaimed badass sixteen year old from the Philippines who is suffering from myrmecophobia and is in love with a YouTube artist. This is my personal blog. I put all my thoughts, from random pictures to my own posts.


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Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

firestark5757:

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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It go better

shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

princesscatdaddy:

ed sheeran discography:

  • + (2011)
  • X (2014)
  • - (2016)
  • ÷ (2018)
  • x=-b±√(b²-4ac)/2a - Greatest Hits (2020)
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